SLOTHS are playing at the Know in Portland this Wednesday, the 16th. They’ll have tapes for sale.

Check out So Stressed; their self-aware, jaded, semi-ironic crust sound will blow you away with its sincerely brutal yet sometimes spastic fit and finish.



A Volcano also fucking rips, but I dunno how to talk about them without going into where they fit into post-rock and that’s a rabbit hole we don’t have time for– but yes, they are a really cool band.

Anyway, the show is only 8 bucks, which to us sounds like an incredible value.

-Illuminasty