Illuminasty is proud to present Half Right/ Timmy, a 7” EP by our very own Nail Polish. The record includes two brand new songs from the greasy yet explosive NYC duo, whose “delightfully unpolished” brand of Rock ‘N’ Roll is likely to inspire midnight “punk as fuck” themed weddings, and of course, dancing.

This limited release is available for pre-order now!

The Half Right/Timmy 7” is on classic midnight black wax, and protected by a standard cardboard sleeve featuring slime green minimalist artwork atop a picket fence white background.

the boys are leaving townDonor Pre-Sale Package

They’ve hit the road to spread the shred from Brooklyn to Detroit! Catch ’em in a town near you and tell all your friends about their new favorite band (good line, right? I just came up with it – Editorial Barbarian)


In case you missed it, Nail Polish have been getting some well deserved praise for their first single ‘Stay Gone’:

“The bright guitar-and-drum battering elicits dreams of the garage pop and psych unions that have come from the cult of Burger Records in recent years, and Brodine’s voice is insolent and spot-on as he laments a life that feels stuck.”

Impose Magazine


“The new single brings to mind similar groups like Wavves or even some of the punkier elements from a band like So So Glos.”

Austin Town Hall


“Nail Polish hit us with two and a half minuets of garage rock heaven, the state side two piece’s latest track Stay Gone is laid out on surf vibe guitars and a driving beat taken over by the most awesome, lazy vocals.”

Shop Lifter’s Union


If you didn’t go to The Know to see So Stressed, Sloths and A Volcano, even though The Portland Mercury recommended it, then you seriously missed out.
We only hope Shelby Kray caught it on film.

SLOTHS are playing at the Know in Portland this Wednesday, the 16th. They’ll have tapes for sale.

Check out So Stressed; their self-aware, jaded, semi-ironic crust sound will blow you away with its sincerely brutal yet sometimes spastic fit and finish.

A Volcano also fucking rips, but I dunno how to talk about them without going into where they fit into post-rock and that’s a rabbit hole we don’t have time for– but yes, they are a really cool band.

Anyway, the show is only 8 bucks, which to us sounds like an incredible value.


We are excited to announce that WEEED is going back on the road! The Bainbridge Psych-rock band will be showing off their new configuration as a four piece, welcoming Evan Franz to the group. WEEED will play a mix of new material, as well as songs from their celebrated double album, Our Guru Brings Us to the Black Master Sabbath – Available now for streaming and purchase at
12/29 – Port Townsend, WA @ The Cellar Door
12/30 – Bainbridge Island, WA @ Seabold Community Hall
01/05 – Eugene, OR @ The Boreal w/ Mad Alchemy, Snow White, Band and Pancho + The Factory
01/06 – Ashland, OR @ Club 66
01/07 – San Francisco, CA @ The Chapel w/Dead Meadow
01/08 – Sacramento, CA @ Starlite
01/09 – Tacoma, WA @ The New Frontier Lounge
01/10 – Seattle, WA @ Barboza w/ MTNS and X Suns
01/12 – Portland, OR @ The Liquor Store
01/15 – Bellingham, WA The Shakedown w/ Low Hums and Dog Mountain